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trapapaulics:

normcore filming

(Source: grinderman2, via dont-worry-do-slappies)

Timestamp: 1405457210

trapapaulics:

normcore filming

(Source: grinderman2, via dont-worry-do-slappies)

(via skeleton)

unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

(via asstrunaut)

(Source: icanreadthesea, via juunno)

at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy


"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

(Source: unhazed, via skeleton)

Timestamp: 1405454777


"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

(Source: unhazed, via skeleton)

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validx2:

Crucial curve  

(via ivre-sur-lamour)

Timestamp: 1405454626

validx2:

Crucial curve  

(via ivre-sur-lamour)

(Source: vinlingur, via juunno)

he hasn’t talked to me in 2 weeks :)
*swerve*

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

(Source: carelessobserver, via encourage)

Timestamp: 1405306843

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

(Source: carelessobserver, via encourage)

hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via blastoyonce)

uglypnis:

Drive (2011)

"Can I talk to you? I won’t keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know. Getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me."

(via freeparadise)

Timestamp: 1405306769

uglypnis:

Drive (2011)

"Can I talk to you? I won’t keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know. Getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me."

(via freeparadise)