You have the time to reblog me yet you don’t have the time to text back?
you’ll be my friend, you’ll be my lover… but you indeed suck as a person.
i hate you.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.